I should update more often. Really, I should. However, I don't think many of my readers want to hear the daily minutiae of my life, even if I present it as a haiku:

Eskimo plane drone
"No I cannot assign seat"
Repeat until old

So instead, I am leaving a youtube treasure. Remember those ridiculous after school specials that aired in the late 80's/early 90's? The ones that featured horrific acting and plotlines written by a two year old? Those are my guilty pleasure. I watch them because they are my crack.

Anyway, below is a clip featuring Helen Hunt. Forget her award-winning role in As Good As It Gets. This is Oscar worthy.