"Hello, my name is Germán, and I enjoy talking about myself"

Really, I have kept a journal for years over at LiveJournal, and I will forever consider that my internet home. However, it has come to light that there are actual people that I know in my real I-see-Germán-everyday-and-I'm-not-sick-of-him life that want to know the daily minutiae of my being! Well, much like Christina Aguilera, I am a genie in a bottle, and you have most definitely rubbed me the right way. I grant you this wish: The World of Germán. Enjoy.