My (late) Christmas gift to you, dear readers.

In the past two days I think I have viewed the following clip 16546984965165 times. It's hypnotic.

Some observations I have made:

1. The best transitions come from the use of silk flowers
2. Henrietta and Merna have a zest for life that is absolutely infectious
3. Where did Henrietta get that awesome sweater? Santa did not bring me that for Christmas
4. Merna's bangs are just uncalled for. I did nothing to her to deserve that crime of hair.

Alas, Merna had loftier ambitions, and went on to record the club remix with the wonderful Calpernia Addams. Henrietta was just not ready for the big time: