Visions of animated former compatriots dancing in my head, I started to train* for said half-marathon this week. With 226 days, 22 hours, 49 minutes, 42 seconds (thanks Disney Half Marathon countdown clock!) left until this exercise in torture, I better get on the ball with this. Promises of a giant Disney medal await me should I finish. While Disney's lawyers have assured me that I, my family, co-workers, local Starbucks girl, and any future unborn children I may have will be sued should I post any pictures of said medal, let me assure you, dear reader, that it is appropriately blingy, and would be well complimented with a Flava Flav style grill.
Germán sporting his marathon medal.
Yes, kids, you too can look like this.
*By "train" one should read "jogged for one lap around the track, wheezed, and sputtered to a stop all the while gasping for precious, precious air and longing for death.
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6 comments:
aaaaaaaahahahahahahaah! As hilarious as always! Gooo German! Have you seen where someone put Flava Flav's picture next to one of the Gremlins...that is all I think about now when I see him...he is a total Gremlin.
Ugh, a half! 13 miles! You ARE insane! But Go you! :)
wow that would kill me. Great blog
I concur - 13 miles of running should be illegal. Flava Flav medallions, on the other hand, should be legally required for all citizens.
Suerte with your "training." I'll do my best impersonation of a prayer for you.
So...we have been in the dirty south for about 6 months now...so I don't actually know if we ever get back to Twin:)....hasn't happened yet...it won't be too often. But we won't be here forever either and eventually settle back that way...at least that is the plan for now.
Oh German!!!! We are going to have to much fun in the next 8 months. Don't worry the rest of us are going to be with you and we are going to push each other. Disney here we come. I don't know if they can handle us.
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